Well you can basically see the name, was one before. Ill think you will find some fucking brilliant wee gems of stories in this, people please don't lie, just be honest. Ill begin with, was out one night and ended up in a house party. During the house party I was meeting a doll (going with / snogging) (whatever you all call it) Well boys i had a kebab before I went to the house party, and im telling you.. talk about a smelly arse... I was farting like a trooper, basically I farted and she was all thats disgusting, then i dropped the big daddy and she ended up walking out of the room... I got myself and 3 mates kicked out of that party, and we all had a guarenteed ride.. Talk about a fucking fail. I have far better ones, but this is just to taste the appetites of all my fans @CazuaLL @Tunn.